A/N:lol just some weird stuff I wrote when I was going through internet deprivation a couple of years ago. Seriously being without internet for more than 2 months can do strange things to your mind. Also warning for swearing quite a bit.

Internet Blues
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Turn the computer on

See the blue screen engage

A connection crackles through

You're on your internet homepage.
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But what happens when it all goes wrong

Error messages appear

Access denied, connection faulty

Oh internet your price is so dear.
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Withdrawal symptoms start to kick in

The shakes, clicking a mouse that isn't there

Connection attempts again and again

What the f*ck!, it just isn't fair.
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Towers down, your passwords wrong

Weathers interfering with the signal

And your network is unplugged

It won't connect and that's final.
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It sunny out there

What do I care?

I just want connect

But the internet doesn't play fair
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Try something else? What do you mean

MSN won't work and myspace is out

I can't read my internet books or download my songs

I even can't email or go on youtube, I pout.
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It's out for a day, out for a week

F*ck this I can't even sleep

It's preying on my mind, is this a conspiracy?

Internet come back I weep.
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Click on the icon trying again, dialing

Connecting to remote server

Verifying username and password

F*ck you, come on its now or never
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Towers down, your passwords wrong,

Weathers interfering with the signal.

Your network is unplugged,

It won't connect and that's final.
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It's gone and now so am I

Goodbye cruel world, goodbye.

Starfire17
Written: 2005