An Ode to the Evil, Hair-plucking Chairs at My School

Chair, I don't love you

You pluck out my hairs

You're plastic and stiff

Sitters, beware!

You're not really nice

You're not really great

In fact, your plastic-ness

Is second-rate

You're not really metal

You're not really wood

Ok the wood's fake

You're misunderstood!

Chair, I do love you

It's really quite true

The only problem is

You're red, I like blue