6Josie: Where does it hurt?
Erma: (places hand on her heart) In my heart!
Josie: (places hand on heart) Why am I touching my heart?
Erma: I don't know!
Josie: (significantly alarmed) How can we possibly be touching our hearts?!
Erma: (points accusing finger at Josie) You started it! You asked me a question! That never ends well!
Harvey: I'm closing the door!
Erma: Harvey, if you close the door you will regret it!
Harvey closes the door
Alicia: Now Erma is going to kill you!
Harvey: Just don't eat me!
Erma: Aw, now my plan is foiled!
Arriana: You guys! (opens door) it's really not that hard!
Erma: You know, I hadn't thought of that.
Mrs. Rankor: Arriana! Sit down!
Mrs. Rankor walks into the room.
Harvey: Mrs. Rankor, I-
Mrs. Rankor: I don't want to hear about it!
Harvey: But I-
Mrs. Rankor: You have one third of one second to sit down!
Tali: It took a lot longer than one third of one second just to say that.
Erma: We need to record this class!
Josie: Yeah!
Erma: We need to get a video camera and install it right above us in the ceiling. And then not wear shirts people can see down.
Mrs. Rankor: Now, what have we learned form this?
Ben: Nothing! Math is all lies!
Harvey: It's true!
Mrs. Rankor: You have a brain! Everybody has a brain!
Mrs. Rankr: So what do we know?
Ben: E=mc2.
Mrs. Rankor: (distracted by writing on the board.) Good. Opp...osite sides...are...e-q-u-a-l.
Mrs. Rankor: You better report to someone that you can't find your book.
Erma: I found it! I told you that at the beginning of class. And you said, "That's not my problem!"
Mrs. Rankor: It isn't!
Mrs. Rankor: Here, put this on the refridgerator! (hands Ben his test)
Josie and Erma titter
Mrs. Rankor: What, don't you put it on the refridgerator?
Josie: Only if it's my brothers work!
Mrs. Rankor: I always put it on the refridgerator!
Shoshana: You put Bens work on the refridgerator? That's a little creepy.
Mrs. Rankor: I won't let you disrupt the class!
Erma: There is no class!
Josie: I thought you were going to say "There is no kafka!"
Mrs. Rankor: If you can't do this, then you'll have to get outside help!
Erma: Ooooh, I'm getting that!
Alicia: Good for you!
Erma: It's just not for Math, it's for...something else.
Josie: I hit you!
Erma: You hit me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Josie: I kissed you! Lesbien!
Erma: Blasphemy!