Every day gets a little quicker
And we all keep getting sicker
It's just another script I wrote
Hitting the button on the TV remote

Fashion models on channel two
Economy on channel five
Channel seven has the flu
And channel six is Staying Alive

Chorus:
I'm gonna turn off my TV
Before it comes to turn on me
I'm gonna turn off my TV
The screen is all I see

I notice all my time is gone
And I'm not sure where it went
While I miss another day of work
Another dollar never spent

Fast asleep and listening
Watching work outs on the screen
And fancying up another plate
Of Food Network cause it's late

I'm gonna turn off my TV
Before it comes to turn on me
I'm gonna turn off my TV
The screen is all I see

And I don't have enough time
To put on my makeup and dine
So I turn on the infomercial chicks.
Hoping they have a quick fix.

But for some reason all of this
Just doesn't seem to do the trick
So I flip to TNT for a flick
Watching another rerun cause I can

I'm gonna turn off my TV
Before it comes to turn on me
I'm gonna turn off my TV
The screen is all I see

Cause I am sitting here again…
Watching my life on the TV…