Snowflakes are like little white chocolate chips that got flattened on their way down. Snow is as white as someone's face after they've seen a scary movie. Snow makes bushes look like big white bouncy balls. Snow makes trees look like they are wearing caps. Garbage cans look like little midgets with white hats. Fence posts look like they are going to a ball with a white dress on. Show is as crisp as a new tooth brushes' bristles.