((Authors note: Hey! Sorry if this doesn't sound like it normally does…I haven't written it for a long time and I have to get back into Jared mode. I hope it's still good! Please review and tell me what you think of it! Sorry it's shorter then normal too…Got to get back to my normal writing style.))

I take out my cell and call Dylan back right away. I need to talk him out of killing himself! That's insane! And not in the good way!

There's a few rings but he doesn't answer. When it gets to voicemail I leave a message. "Dylan! Please don't kill yourself! That's insane! Please call me back! We can talk things out…" I then hang up. I wait a few minutes then call back. And he still doesn't answer. I leave another message. "Dylan! Please pick up!" I hang up.

I feel like there's an explosion going on inside of me! He can't be serious about this! If he killed himself…I would feel horrible…It'd be partly my fault…

I need to get up there and see him! But I have no money and I'm grounded…This so sucks…! What the hell can I do?!

I call Dylan back again and there's still no answer so I leave one last message. "Dylan! Be prepared! I'm hiking to your house!" I hang up, put my cell in my pocket and…-! Wait…which direction is his house? Crap…I don't remember…Uhhh…Hmm…What can I do now?

I sit and think for a few minutes then stand up and then do an awesome super hero pose. "To a gas station to ask for directions!" I yell out proudly. I then start walking in the direction of the movie theatre since I saw a gas station on the way.

When I get to the gas station I walk inside and go up to the person working and point my finger at them. Yes…I know pointing is rude and all…but this is an emergency! "You! Tell me how to get to Dylan's house! I demand you!"

"Uh? Dylan's house? How would I know how to get there?" The person asks rudely.

"No need to be rude! Just hand me over a map!" The person gives me a dirty look and takes out a map. "No need to give those kinds of looks." I grab it from them and start looking at it. "Aha! Found it!" I start ripping the map so I just have the part that I need.

"Hey! You better be paying for that!" The person yells angrily.

I get the piece I need ripped out and look at the person. "I'll just take this as an apology for your rudeness." I say as I make a break for it and run out of the store and down the street.

Yes. I am awesome.

I start walking down the street and then realize that I'll have to walk through the territory of the cannibalistic murderers. Not cool! I'll be eaten before I get to Dylan! I guess I'll have to take my chances…

After walking for about a million years I decide to sit down on the ground. This is going to take forever!

I rip off the piece of the map that I don't need anymore and I throw it behind me. I then stand up and start walking again. This sucks…I have no one to complain to…My feet hurt…and I'm hungry…and thirsty…and tired…

After another million years my pants start to vibrate. Oh! My cell! I reach into my pants, not letting it vibrate as long as I wanted it to, and answer the phone. "Dylan!?" I yell.

"Jared…" It's him! It's Dylan! Yay! "Don't walk up here…"

"But I'm already like half way there!"

"Don't bother continuing. Just turn around and go home…"

"Dylan!" I yell. "Shut up! I'm coming up there no matter what you say so you better be prepared and get me some candy!"

"Jared." He sounds kind of angry.

"Okay I can deal without candy…" I pout.

"Jared!" He yells at me.

"What? Don't you want to see me?" I ask.

"No! If I see you again I'll just be even more depressed! Because then you'll have to leave and I won't see you again! Or my mom will do something!"

"Dylan! Be prepared!" I yell as I hang up the phone. I then start running so that I'd get there faster but I have to stop after like a minute because I got too tired. Wow…I'm out of shape.

Dylan doesn't try calling back again. I guess he's getting prepared…

I walk for like a zillion years and then I'm in the cannibalistic murderer territory. I'm on guard. I can't let them sneak up on me! Not when I have a goal! I must complete my goal! If I don't…then the cannibalistic murderers can get me…I guess.

As I walk I see like two cannibalistic murderers but they're far enough away from me that I could get away if they started walking towards me.

I soon get to Dylan's house. Now what…? Which window is his again? Instead of throwing things at the wrong window I decide to take out my cell and call him. There's a couple rings then he answers. "Jared. If you don't go home I'll kill myself right now."