A/N: I was going to enter a poetry contest but all I could write was this, and since the winner has to read theirs aloud, I didn't want to risk the infinitesimally small chance that I might win. Yeah.

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Where were you today?

Where were you yesterday?

Oh, is the moon full?

I missed you, you fool

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Oh, pretty lycanthrope

I've almost lost hope

Fall in love with me

The only girl you love is Selene!

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You crazy lycanthrope

With your collar of rope

I'm going to grab it and take you prisoner

Where you cannot be touched by her

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Oh, pretty lycanthrope

I've lost all of my hope

You'll never break free

You'll howl for all eternity

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You are her slave, completely bewitched

You are her wolf, and I'd be your bitch

I've never seen you in the moonlight

You growl in the day; in the dark do you bite?

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Would you bite me?

I want you to bite me

I guess there's something

To be said for lycanthropy

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Review please. I'd like constructive criticism, since I thought that the third stanza especially could use help.