I don't know who you are, or how you found this journal. All that matters is that you know what's happening to your beloved Earth. If you are an angel, you probably already know what is happening, in which case you can put this journal down. If you are one of His creations, then you need to know a few things. My name is Rane, and I am an angel. Yes angels are real. I'm a not a picture perfect angel. As a matter of fact, I'm one of the worst angels you will ever find still in heaven. I do drugs. I cause trouble. I undermine authority. I screw up. A lot. I also work at the worst place in Heaven. I work at Weather Control. The North American branch, to be exact. Whatever horrible natural disaster you Americans and Canadians have experienced, blame it on me. Anyways, its time for you to hear my story. My struggle to save the Universe and all of His creations. That would include you.