Top 10 ways to get kicked out of Disneyland!
You're in Disneyland and must behave as it's a children's park. But you can't take it anymore and HAVE to do something wrong! Here's the worst you can do…
WARNING: DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THESE THINGS. THIS LIST IS NOT SERIOUS AND WAS ONLY CREATED FOR A LAUGH. SOME OF THESE THINGS MIGHT GET YOU DEPORTED TO GUANTANAMO BAY!
10. On rides, as you near the part where the camera takes your photo, give the camera the finger.
9. In the gift shops, throw souvenirs at the cashier.
8. Wear clothing with offensive writing on!
7. Shout the F-word in the middle of a show.
6. At a show run across the stage naked.
5. Start a fight with one of the guys in the Mickey Mouse costumes.
4. Urinate on the street in Main Street USA.
3. Dance around the park wearing a UNIVERSAL t-shirt!
2. At 12 noon in Main Street USA, shout "BIN LADEN!"
1. The ultimate way to get kicked out! When there's a parade in Main Street USA, take a crap off the Cinderella castle as Mickey Mouse passes under!