"you're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me, in some ways, well, maybe you might. scrub me down, dress me up, oh, but no matter what, remember, i'm still a guy."

- Brad Paisley, "I'm Still a Guy"

CHAPTER TWO

"Hey River, baby. Why didn't you call me last night?" a leggy brunette wrapped a hand around River Masterson's bicep.

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