5A blank page. Writer's block.
Hello, blank page. Today I shall write on you. Would you prefer something silly? Something strange?
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Oh, I see. Playing hard to get, are you? Well, you just wait. I'll fill you up yet.
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You taunt me with your silence, but you'll see who will have the last laugh. Look now, you are only three quarters of blankness anymore! And I'll find a way to fill that right quick. Maybe a poem or short story, perhaps something sad that will make you cry. My mind is full of ideas, you see; they just seem to be hiding right now. But they'll be out soon. Just you wait.
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Still not talking, eh? Maybe I'll make you a story about a princess locked in a tall tower, and she can't escape, only she has this really long hair, and the love of her life comes to save her and has to climb up her hair to...
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Are you smirking at me? You don't think it's a good idea, do you? Well—oh, I see. That one has already been done. But that's okay, I've got an even better idea. It's about these kids that are in high school, and they're doing a school musical, except the story is a musical, and they randomly burst out into songs about playing basketball and teenage stereotypes... oh no... that's been done as well.
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You're still laughing at me, aren't you, page? Well, maybe you're right. I guess I'm just no good tonight! Might as well give up. Yes, I know I have three quarters of you filled, but why push for the extra mile? What good will it do? Probably no one will ever read this nonsense. Oh, alright, I will press on. I will press on and on until I fill you up, all the way down to the last line. Since I'm doing repeats, why not include the greatest story ever told? Here it is, tried and true: God created the earth and human beings, and it was good. Then humans chose to disobey God, and now we are all sinners by nature and cannot hope to get to God on our own efforts. That is why God sent His only Son take the punishment for our sins so that we could go to heaven and be with Him forever!
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Well, well, well, blank page, I told you I'd wipe that smirk off your face. It took some time and some effort, but you are now...
...full! Down to the very last line! Told you I'd do it!