Three vs. Canada

Once upon a time, it was 5:00 in the morning and we had a wild party. We used every electrical object in the house to its max. It was fun. Hee hee. We also were as loud as possible, and with two 13 year olds and a 11 year old, that's pretty loud. More fun. Hee hee. The noise caused every person in the state of Texas to wake up, and the electrical use caused a Canada wide power outage. How that only affected Canada, Canadians will never know. The U.S. had 300 tanks ready to capture Canada, but they didn't see lights, so they turned around. Anywho, the cops of Texas blew up our house so we ran away. Screaming. I don't know how screaming would help to avoid us getting captured, but we weren't done terrorizing Canadians just yet.

So we hopped in our handy-dandy teleporter and pressed the Canada button. Unfortunately, it screwed up when we were half way there. So we were stuck in limbo for a while. It was all purple and sparkly.

Eventually we got hungry, so we banged my head against the teleporter. That cleared the problem right up. We popped on to the Canada border. I was kinda bummed, because there was no Maple syrup and i had even brought my pancakes. Then the other guys told me to stop being idiots. But i had to remind them that's hard for me. The they told me to end the chapter already because now I'm just ranting. Then I told them to... but before I could even start they told me to shut up so I did.

End of Chapter One