Now we begin the happiest story on earth

one time I shaved my head. My head then got a sunburn. Then my head got skin cancer. It became skull cancer, which turned into brain cancer. Then I died. That is the end of the happy story.

Now for the happy, happy song! Your gonna die your gonna die we are all gonna die! And if you don't you will be shot with a laser! Now that your dead we will happily cheer FINALLY. And then we will die! And then we die!

But not me because that would ruin the story and many tomatoes would be chucked in my face!