They came so quickly. They came in form the North, and nothing could stop them. Their
crazed hordes seeking revenge ravaged the land, and destroyed everything in their path. The
came over the Northern hills of Kayville searching for plunder. Nothing could stop them, nothing
could stop their evil path of destruction. Throughout the city a faint rumbling could be heard
from the tops of the building to the bottoms of the wells.

"They're coming." One farmer said softly. "They're COMING!" But soon
afterwards he was silenced at the teeth of a giant Carrot.

Nothing could stop their destruction. They ran through the down, their velvet carrot-cape
billowing behind them. The were magnificent creatures, but they were very deadly, nothing could
stop the giant carrots.

They ran through the town pillaging al of the houses, and eating all of the pigs down
rapidly. They liked pigs but not as much as human flesh. Ah, human flesh, nothing was so
delicious. Nothing could compare to the savory skin melting on their pallets. Their teeth tore
voraciously through the skin of men, woman and children. Carrots didn't care. They were
hungry.

The carrots didn't like the way their smaller friends were being treated. Pushed off
childrens'' plates, eaten only because they had to be. Sure, Carrots didn't like to be eaten, but if
they were going to be eaten, it had better be with pleasure.

Years later when settlers came to the town of Kayville, all they could find was the
shredded remains of what used to be humans. There was nothing left, but no one could ever
figure out what had happened to them all. But deep in the dark forest to the North of the town, at
night you could see thousands of eyes watching your every move. Just waiting for someone to
push a carrot off their plate. It was their mission, it was their destiny. The were Giant Killer
Carrots.

i HAVE A WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR. hEhEhE. tHE CARROTS NEEDED TO GET
BACK AT SNOBBY CHILDREN. SERVES THEM ALL RIGHT. i'M NOT AT ALL SORRY
ABOUT THE PEOPLE MUTILATIONS, i THINK THAT THEY'RE FUNNY. oK, THATS
ALL. i HOPE YOU ENJOYED. i'LL HAVE MORE VISITOR UP SOON. iT'S JUST
COMPLICATED BECAUSE i SAVED IT WEIRD THE FIRST TIME, BUT I'm LEARNING
HOW TO WORK THIS FUNNY THING THEY CALL COMPUTERS. alRIGHTY, THATS
ALL. yOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK... GOODBYE!

THE MIDNIGHT GREMLIN
Lobsters and Woodpeckers are evil.