My Adventures with the Genie in the Piggy Bank

One day I got bored. I know. The worst way to start a story right? Deal with it. So I was bored, and I wanted to do something cruel. I went in my brother's room and jacked his piggy bank.

I went back to my room to see how much was in it. I dumped out the contents and I found: 1) Used gum (ew) 2) Some dried snot (double ew) and 3) A ratty piece of paper. (boring!)

Maybe next time I should steal from my sister's room, I thought. I was still bored, so I read the paper. It said: Rub the piggy and say "COMF TO MF GFNIF! COMF RIGHT NOW! COMF AND GRANT MF E WISHFS! COMF!"

I sighed. My brother was (and is) an idiot. But still being bored. So even though the paper made no sense, I did it. And nothing happened. So I did it again. And nothing happened. As I was about to go steal something else, I remembered something. My stupid brother gets his letters mixed up a lot!

I picked up the paper and fixed it. My brother always mixes up E and F, so this is what it looked like: COME TO ME GENIE! COME RIGHT NOW! COME AND GRANT ME E WISHES! COME RIGHT NOW! COME!

But that still didn't make sense! So I did one more thing that might make something happen. I changed the E to a 3. And I rubbed the pig and said it.

"COME TO ME GENIE! COME RIGHT NOW! COME AND GRANT ME THREE WISHES! COME!"

KABLAMMY!

The explosion blasted blue smoke all around my room. As I coughed, a strange figure rose up before my eyes. It was.. It was…

A green baboon. I figured that's what genies look like.

"So your gonna give me three wishes?" I asked.

"Uh-huh," answered the monkey.

I thought for I second. Then it came to me.

"I wish for unlimited wishes!"

"Fine," The genie stuck is finger in the air a poof of blue issued from it. "There. Anything else?"

I didn't want to wish for a lot at once, so I tried to think of the most important thing at the moment. The smell of broccoli my mom was cooking downstairs rushed into my nose.

"I wish that all vegetables taste and smell like candy to me!"

The genie did the finger poofy thing again, and the broccoli smell disappeared, and it was replaced by the mouth watering smell of chocolate. I grinned. This was going to be fun.