Chapter 1

Helloo! My name is "idiot".Ok kidding but that's what my friends keep trying to prove,that I need treatment because I laugh at jokes!D-uh everyone does,but they think I do because,well someone (cough!) tells me these jokes. Can you believe it! Ok fine,some of them stink and I don't laugh at them,believe me,I don't,even you don't believe me.I'm doomed...

FLASHBACK

Here's how it goes:-

I was living my life peacefully like every other girl does.I had just gotten admission into one of the best colleges in the city and was content with the way things were. After school all of my friends,we got separated to pursue our different careers so I had to start again with the"making friends-socialising" process, believe me its difficult if you are not as talkative as me. So for me it was easy.I met Elizabeth on my first day at college,we had come to know each other through a class we took during our last year at school. We weren't friends but well we did know each other and for some unknown reason she liked me.I got to know that later. Anyway,so it was Beth and with her was this sweet,talkative,smiling girl and we just clicked. You know those times when you start talking to people you don't even know because of that aura thing my mom always tells me about. Yeah,that. So, that's how I became friend's with Natalie.

That's how my college life started.I mostly kept to myself because even when I talk to a lot of people,I don't trust all of them. But well I was sure warming up to Elizabeth and Natalie because I mean come on,if you are with a load of people you don't like and just two you can talk to,you talk to them right! So my first year kinda passed very uneventful (i.e. no great crushes or interests or earth shattering drama in my life).

The second year started and that's where the story begins.I fell ill for the first month. Elizabeth and Natalie missed me and that's when I realized that they loved me and how important I am to them. You know why they missed me because they got bored in class during lectures without anyone like 'ME' to entertain them and they call themselves my "BFF's".Yeah right!.

Anyways so I came back to college and the first thing that happened was "EXAMS". God I hate that word! They went as all exams do but I managed 70% so that was ok. On the day of the last exam,a bunch of really good looking people entered our classroom. Why hadn't I seen them before. Did they just drop from heaven. Just when I thought I'll die a virgin or I'll have to turn into a lesbian,Jesus sent his angels.I love Jesus. It turned out we were having a cultural event in college and they had come to ask us to volunteer for stuff. So this guy with the most heart-stopping smile and piercing eyes,one's that can actually see your soul,came to me and said,"Hey! you are Andrea right!"

OH MY GOD someone pick me ? When? Why? Did he just ask me something. Where the hell is my voice!

I can nod...atleast...nod...why isn't my brain responding...NOD

He smiled and said "you are an artist, you made some cards during our welcome function, didn't you?"

"umm yeah!" yeeeee I found my voice back.

"ok I'm the one managing all the decorations and invitations for the program ,so why don't you meet me after the lunch break and I'll let you know what all is to be done?"

sure anytime hun, whatever you say. Stop smiling! He isn't asking you out idiot, there goes that word again."ok fine."

I'd love to 'ok fine' what are you verbally challenged.

He turned and I sighed and Abbey shouted,"Ask where? idiot!"

What? Where? huh. Oh where right, stupid, "Excuse me where am I supposed to meet you?"

"uh in front of the canteen is that ok?"

"umm yeah fine sure." great you can string words together

As soon as he went Abbey and Natie started "What was all that about?" and I just asked, "How the hell he knows my name?"