12Dear Subconscious,
Men are notorious for not remembering things you find important. It may not be that they are not good at remembering per se, but just that they do not deem the things we want remembered important enough to remember. It is fairly safe to assume that they carry only the bare necessities with them: the classes we take, our birthday, our anniversary, our favorite place to get ice cream, and the name of our dog. It is sufficient; many have been shown to know less.
So I need you to put the fact that he could not find our site to the side and forgive him. We hardly ever updated it before this anyway, and some things are just better left unread. To be fair, we didn't give him a full title for which to search. We do not require he memorize the address or any other titles to go by. He really is sweet and is trying his best. Try harder not to care.
Sincerely,
Conscious
I wanted him to read the chapters before I told him they were up. I wanted him to make an account just to get Story Updates. I want you to want to before I force you to.