8A/N: This is a bunch of random convos between me and my friends.
(Alex walks in with a broken arm)
Me: Alex what'd you do to your arm?!
Alex: I was playing football with Logan and he intercepted my pass, and yeah.
Sam: Did you win?
Alex: No! I doubled over crying.
Sam: Gah, you're such a girl.
Alex: Maybe 'cause I am one.
Sam: So.
Alex: Well you're such a guy!
Sam: Because I am one.
(They care for eacother, in a brother/sister hate kinda way.)
Me: Oh my goodness, did you know you can die from laughter?
Alex: No way!
Me: Way!
Alex: No way!
(Ashton and Addy are in hysterics)
Me: Stop! You'll die!
(all of us die laughing, LOL)
(while watching Twilight)
Kaitlyn: It would be funny if Jasper ate Bella.
Me: Yeah, Alice be all, "you won't hurt her." And Jasper's like, "RAAAAAAAAAAWRRR!" Then he eats Bella.
Ashton: That's mean!
Alex: It's funny.
Allie: I don't get it.
Kaitlyn: (facepalm)
Me: did that hurt?
Kaitlyn: (facepalm... again)
Me: OHMYGAWD!
Raven: (over the phone) What?
Me: I saw a freakin' squirrel!
Me: The birdies are loud.
Raven: And you're mind is silent.
(about an hour later)
Me: The birdies are still loud.
Raven: And your mind is still silent.
(Watching a movie)
Raven: Is that girl gonna die?
Me: Nah, she'll be okay.
Raven: So she won't die?
Me: No, they're gonna kill her in a minute.
Raven: ?
Me: You didn't let me finish, I was going to say she'll be okay, for a minute.
Raven: (scoff)
(Raven over he phone)
Raven: Soft, soft, must pet, sooooooooft! Pink, fuzzy, warm. Sooooooooooooooooooooooft!
Me: Um...
Raven: I'm petting my picture holder with my feet, I'm completely sane.
Me: Sure ya are, um... (nervous laugh)
(wer'e besties, and wer'e both NOT completely sane, LOL)
Raven: Oh man, my mom did a really lame joke, I'm like, "Where's the rice?" and my mom's all "Rice here!"
Me: Yeah, yeah, it's like Zoey (Elmo's girlfriend, from Sesame Street) asks Elmo "where's the rice?" and he's like, "It's rice here, and here's a knife to mwhahahaha!" (chop chop chop)
Raven: NO! He can't kill Zoey, Elmo loves her!
Me: It wasn't Zoey...
Raven: Oh, then was it Big Bird?
Me: No, it was you.
Raven: (blink blink)
(we don't really watch sesame street, we were just being dumb, :)
Me: Look at the bull!
Raven: I pity the Bull...
Me: (laughs hysterically)
Raven: Wow, that was lame.
Me: (stops laughing) Yup.
Me: Do you like yellow?
Ashton: Yep.
Me: That's a funny word!
Ashton: What word?
Me: Yep.
Ashton: Yep.
Me: Yep.
Ashton: Yep.
Me: Wer'e saying yep a lot!
Ashton: Yep.
(we look at eachother, scream, then fall on the couch in hysterics)
Me: I'm joining the darkside!
Ashton: Why?
Me: Because, they have cookies, the Cullen/Hale boys, and everything else that matters in my world.
Ashton: That's true... I wanna come too!
(Alexis burps)
Allie: That's hot.
Me: No that's sexy!
My Mom: Drugs are bad, (giving me that speech that's totally true, because drugs are bad)
Me: Yeah, well, I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
My Mom: (sighs) Are you taking this seriously?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
(Me and Raven were on the phone and she was feeding her brother lunch, this is her when she opened the Lunchable Club Sandwhiches pack)
Raven: AAAAAAAAW! They're sooo cute!
Me: Um... What?
Raven: The little water bottle they're sooooooo cute and tiny! Aw!
Me: (Laughing)
Raven: Aw...
Me: (running in place while on the phone with Raven)
Raven: What are you doing?
Me: Um, I'm running in place.
Raven: Why?
Me: I've decided to take place in a healthy lifestyle.
Raven: When did you make that choice?
Me: Five minutes ago.
Raven: I'll try it to.. But after this I'm going back to my potato chips!
A/N: well there's my first chapter... I might update if I get some reviews! :D