23I'm sorry, Face, but I just can't do this anymore
You're wasting my time and
I have a life outside of this laptop, you know
Whether you want to believe it or not.
This whole
Social networking thing?
Yeah…
it's just not working out.
I realize now
there's a reason why I forgot about half of my "friends."
No, I don't want to know 25 random things about you and-
Your apps?
Save it, please.
I've heard enough about your apps.
What about my needs?
I've been with plenty of guys like you before:
Xanga and Friendster and Bebo and…
MySpace.
You've always been jealous of MySpace,
haven't you?
No, I'm not thinking of running back into his arms, but
I miss him.
Oh, God, do I miss him.
And I only walked out for your sake,
because I thought you cared.
I thought you were
different.
But, Face
we've just lost the fire.
I mean, we don't even talk anymore.
At least, not to each other…
Just to nobody
And everybody
At the same time.
Facebook, I love you.
You know that.
Don't you?
It's just...
It's not you, it's me.
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's totally you
Sometimes I wish you'd just
SHUT UP.
We should probably start seeing other people.
Oh, but
we can still be friends
Right?
A/N: There's a hidden meaning in here. Did you catch it? (It wouldn't be poetry if I had to explain...)
Still, I hope you could get the overall joke.
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