SANTA CLAUS IS A STALKER:
I mean seriously...look at the clues:
sees you when you're sleeping
knows when you're awake
knows if you've been bad or good,
and to top it off he's threatening people:
You better watch out!
You better not cry!
You better not pout!...

Why? Santa Claus is coming to town!
i mean really...from this statement i feel like i'll be killed or something if i cry or pout...i mean who in their right mind would tell children to watch out like watch your back-watch out? unless, of course, santa was a little homicidal...and how can he possible be watching you and everyone else all the time? does he have nanny cams installed in everyones house or something?..
and you cant tell me he's not a pedophile..i mean seriously, he has kids sitting on his lap every year and he makes them tell him their hearts desire[blackmail] and tells you that you have to be good to get the present...
and don't get me started on 'grandma got run over by a reindeer'..that, my friends, is clearly attempted murder, kidnapping and negligence...

if that doesn't scream negligent psycho stalker/pedophile/kidnapper with control & embezzalment issues along with homicidal tendencies, I don't know what does!

And people send their kids to sit on this psycho's lap as a yearly ritual?...I just don't know what to say anymore.