The Language:

It's French! And if you speak it

You'll feel just like a spy

'Cause others will not get it,

You'll make them want to cry.

The Food:

It's French! And it's delicious

Yum! Waffles, fries and cheese

I think I'll have some more now

So pass it if you please.

The Movies:

They're French! And they're quite boring

They'll put you right to sleep

With interesting actors

(And one who's quite a creep.)

The Place:

It's France! I haven't been there

But I've heard it's really great

The Eiffel Tower's standing high

I think I'll bring a date!