4Title: Comfort Zone
Fandom: None
Pairings: M/F
Series: The Faces of Love
Word Count: 889
Rating: PG-15 (for language mostly)
Warnings: There aren't any really
A/N: I've never wrote a dialogue fic before, it was fun and kinda challenging. Anywho I hope you enjoy this!
~COMFORT ZONE~
"This is all your fault!"
"What…? What I do!?"
"You know damn well what you did!"
"Um… I really don't know what you're talking about…"
"Well isn't that just covenant of you! LOOK at me! You did this!"
"… but you're naked!?"
"Exactly! Since when have I ever been comfortable naked!?"
"Well if it helps… I'm naked too…"
"Who cares about that!? It's not your issue with nudity we're talking about here its mine! I do not have a body for being naked!"
"Calm down woman! I don't see what the problem is."
"Gah! You wouldn't, would you? You've always been like this!"
"… What do you want me to say?"
"You're sorry! Say you're sorry for me literary walking around in my house nude!"
"… You can't be serious! Why do I have to apologize!? As if I care if you're naked! Hell I enjoy it!"
"B… but I have rolls! And dimples! My whole body jiggles when I walk, that's not sexy!"
"Says who? I sure as hell didn't!"
"Pff! You're bias! What you think doesn't count!"
"That's harsh! First you blame me for your new found nudity, then… then you say what I say doesn't count because I'm 'bias'! Make up your mind!"
"Look at you! Look at me! How could you enjoy me like… like this!?"
small "…Well I could if you would just stop obsessing about it…"/small
"What was that!?"
"OW! Nothing! NOTHING! Geez you're being abusive tonight!"
"Do you realize that I nearly answered my door like this! That I unconsciously walked out of my room had my hand on the door knob for Christ sake! When I caught myself!"
"Ah… so that's what's really wrong"
"Now what are you talking about?"
"It's not the act of being naked that bothers you (well it part of it but not that entire reason)"
"Yes it is!"
"No it's not. Your problem boils down to this: You're becoming more and more comfortable in your nudity and that's! what scares you. And you want you know why it does?"
"Please… enlighten me. I can't wait to hear this ridiculous observation of yours!"
"Well if you insist…"
"…"
"OUCH! DAMMIT THAT HURTS!"
"GOOD it was suppose to!"
"ANYways, the fact that you are going around your house in the buff means that I have gotten to you. I've finally manage to open you up to a point where you don't even notice! Which tells me this, you my dear are head over heels in love with me!"
"WHAT! I do not love you! That's a lie! A damned lie!"
"*sniff* your words wound me, but I know that I'm right. You are worried that if (and heaven forbid) we stop seeing each other; the next guy wont enjoy this as much I have."
"…"
"Heh… you know I'm right, I'm always right! But listen to me and believe me when I say I am not going anywhere! Do you realize how long it took me to get you out of that t-shirt!?"
"It was on Valentines Day…"
"God! That was the best day of my life! I still have flashbacks!"
"Shut up!"
"Haha! You're blushing aren't you!?"
"NO! I'm not! You wish!"
"Riiiight and you don't love me either huh?"
"Exactly! Look you're gorgeous and you look gorgeous naked. I love watching you, but it's not true for me and you can't change my mind either!"
"… It's like talking to a gotdamn brick wall!"
"Excuse me!?"
"You heard me! Listen woman and listen well! I don't give a damn if you jiggle when you walk! I get GREAT pleasure from seeing you butt ass naked! So get over it and get over yourself! Because I love you and plan to see your rolls, dimples, jiggley ass for the rest of my life!"
"… You… love me?"
"YES dammit I do! Is that a problem now too? Are you going say that is also my fault!?"
"… No… I… well… damn!"
"Damn what?"
"I… I wasn't expecting that…"
"Hmph! I know you weren't. I hadn't planned on saying anything yet, but you just had to keep pushing the nudity thing!"
"You really love me?"
"Yes I really love you."
"Since when?"
"Since you spilled coffee in my lap that day in the café, you were staring at my chest remember?"
"Well you were shamelessly moving your pecks on purpose and I was not staring!"
"If you say so, but anyways I have since then"
"… Why did you wait so long?"
"To tell you?"
"Yeah!"
"You weren't ready then! I had to work at getting you to open up and trust me. That took time and patience… a whole lot of it…"
"…. So was it worth it?"
"In the end? Yes… it was worth it"
"You know this is all your fault!"
"What! what did I do now?"
"Heh… you made me fall in love with you that's what"
"Hmm well I'm willing to take full responsibility for that!"
"You better! Now shut up and kiss me!"
"Yes ma'am!"
~Fin