6Student - Teacher
Hello,
I hope you had a nice holiday. Surprisingly, I actually missed school. Especially your class :)
I had a bit of trouble with question 15 on the math sheet, could I stop by your classroom before school starts to talk about it?
Thanks!
Teacher - Student
My holiday was great, thank you. I must have gained about 10 pounds though!
Of course you can drop by. I should be there by 7:30 so feel free to drop in anytime after that.
Student - Teacher
You looked great; that "10 pounds" nonsense was completely untrue.
Thanks again for the help! I finally understand what I did wrong. Do you by any chance have a regular extra-help time that I can attend? I feel I could improve a lot more in math with your help.
Cheers!
Teacher - Student
Again, it was my pleasure. I'm glad I could be of help to you.
I don't have official "extra-help" times, though I am available Wednesday's afterschool until about 4:30. If you'd like, you can drop by each week and I could help you with any problems you don't understand.
Student - Teacher
That sounds great! I'll see you this Wednesday ;)
Student - Teacher
Wow, I learned a lot today! This one-to-one tutoring is really working; the intimate setting really helps me concentrate.
I checked the school guide and it does not say anything about having bra straps showing. But I'll try not to wear such a revealing shirt again if it makes you uncomfortable.
The math project is due on Monday right? I'm sorry to put you in this position, but could you possibly stay a bit later Friday after school to help me with it? I'm really confused about the proofs.
I'd really appreciate it!
Teacher - Student
Hello,
This is your math teacher. I'm using my personal e-mail address since my school board one seems to be malfunctioning.
My deepest apologizes for my actions on Friday afternoon. I definitely did not mean to take advantage of you and I assure you that it will not happen again. I completely understand if you want to report me since what I did was very wrong.
I will be ending this e-mail correspondence as well as the tutoring sessions as of now. I have asked Mr. Durkin to help you with any math questions you have.
I am so sorry.
Student - Teacher
Oh, it's quite all right. Really, it was my fault. However, I'd still really like your help for math. I actually asked Mr. Durkin for extra help before, but I just can't seem to understand the problems when he explains it.
Please reconsider.
Teacher - Student
I'm sorry, I cannot help you.
Please speak to Mrs. Mackenzie if you have any math questions.
Student - Teacher
Look, I'm going to give it to you straight. I don't want private tutoring sessions with Mrs. Mackenzie, Mr. Durkin, or anyone else in the math department. I want your help - you make math make sense for me. I promise I will not tell anyone. Honestly, it was just one little kiss, and I was more at fault than you. I'm sorry too, and I hope you can put your worries behind.
Please, please, be my tutor again.
Student - Teacher
I know you received my message since I added a tracker to it.
Please respond.
Student - Teacher
I'm rather hurt that you are ignoring me. I know you're worried but I swear it will be strictly professional from now on.
Please.
Teacher - Student
Very well. I'll see you Wednesday after school.
Student - Teacher
Tutoring doesn't mean explaining math problems to the chalkboard. I appreciate that you're helping me again, but please, can you just act normally?
Teacher - Student
I'm sorry. I'll try my best.
I will see you next Wednesday.
Student - Teacher
I apologize for wearing the low-cut shirt. It was really hot outside today and I didn't think what it could mean. I take total responsibility for what it caused today. Please, don't back out from tutoring.
Teacher - Student
I'm sorry.
This is wrong. I am such a sick, sick man.
Here's the truth, I find you very attractive and it was completely my fault yesterday. I am going to report myself to save you and any other student from such misfortune.
I am so very sorry. I hope you can forgive me.
Student - Teacher
Wait! WAIT! Please don't report yourself! And open the next message I send you!
Student - Teacher
I had to send this in two messages because I was afraid I'd be too late. Here's why you shouldn't you report yourself:
My truth; I am actually very good at math. I did all this so that I could get you to notice me. I've had a crush on you this entire time and I acted like an irrational fool. I'm the bad person here, and I'm so sorry. I've made you liable to horrible consequences and I'm completely at fault.
I will drop by your office right now to apologize in case you don't check your e-mail. And I'm sorry that I am using the computer during class.
Teacher - Student
I received your message, please do not come to my office. Don't feel bad, it's still my fault because I am supposed to be the responsible adult. I deserve to be punished.
I wish you the best of luck in the future.
Cell phone #1: Yo, did u just c that?
Cell phone #2: c wut?
1:The student that just passed by the door. I herd shes a slut.
2: Yea I saw her. I wonder wut shes up 2.
1: Wanna go find out?
2: How?
2: Nice, going 2 the washroom. I'll meet u in 2 mins.
2: Sry, I can't go unless u come bak. Follow her n tell me wut happens.
1: OK.
2: So where did she go?
1: Into the math office.
2: ?
1: Shes talkin 2 Mr. MacDonnell.
2: Yea..?
1: Um, I cant hear anything…
2: Dis is stupid. Come bak.
1: Wait! I just herd a crash.
2: Look thru the window on the door. Wuts goin on?!
1: Omg ur not gonna believe it!
2: WUT?!
1: Theyre making out!
2: WTF!
1: Now I cant see them…
2: Y NOT?!
1: Umm…
2: WUT!?
1: I hear groaning.
2: WTF!
1: I think theyre having sex on the ground. Thats y I cant c them.
2: Holy sh*t!
1: Dis is so wrong!
2: SH*T!
1: Wut do I do?!
2: IDK!
1: F*ck! Im gettin outta here.
Mrs. Mackenzie's POV
I was only going to the math office to get my bag for my next period class. I'm quite forgetful you see, and I left it there forgetting I needed my marking binder. But as I entered the office, I thought I went into the wrong one because the room was a disaster! A table knocked over, books all over the floor, papers everywhere - it was as if a tornado had run through the room.
But that wasn't even the most shocking part. It was Mr. MacDonnell, sitting in the middle of the mess, bawling! And let me tell you, Mr. MacDonnell is not the type of man that would be caught crying. As I tried to formulate how to deal with this situation, he saw me, and then proceeded to launch himself down the hall and out the front door.
I considered running after him but he had already disappeared. I bent down to start cleaning up the mess, but I realized I had a class waiting for me. After a few seconds of thought, I scrawled a quick note to Mr. Durkin in case he entered and had a heart attack. I stuck it to Mr. MacDonnell's desk, which was right beside the door.
And that's when I noticed his e-mail inbox was open.