I want you

Soooo,

Goddamned

Badly.

Your sat on my table,

And im sat on my chair,

just staring,

staring,

at your beauty.

Ugh!

I WANT YOU!

now,

your glossy,

your shiny,

your everything,

I like,

Your everything,

I need,

Riiiiight now.

I just wanna unwrap,

you,

sniff,

you,

and slowly nibble,

your edges.

But I can't,

and its killing me,

Because your,

not,

good for me.

And your teasing me.

But you dont know,

How tempted I am,

To break,

all the rules,

And just gobble you up.

Even though,

It might kill me.

But your so gorgeous,

and I bet,

youd taste,

sooo

good.

Your beautiful,

tempting,

glorious,

new,

but ridiculously poisonous to me.

Why,

Oh,

Why,

Do you have to be,

a

CRANBERRY

muffin?!