1Again, this was a science project and we had to make a story using all of the science words from a list our teacher gave us. I was working with a very fun partner, without whom this story would not have come to pass. I wrote this many years ago and both of us were in a strange mood that day. Very silly. Enjoy!
Thanksgiving Gone Wild
One fine Thanksgiving eve, when the weather was nice and the temperature was cold, I went outside to our back porch of our beech house, to
see what looked like a little bird flying towards me on a land breeze. I thought that the bird was cool, until it hit me in the head. It turns out that
it was a turkey, gobble, gobble, and what we didn't know, is that it had went through a radiation plant on its was here. I took it inside and
showed it to my mom. She said we could use it. So we put it into the oven. A little while latter, the oven exploded, scattering the turkey, gobble,
gobble, with its electromagnetic waves. It went through the roof, climbing into the troposphere, into the stratosphere, which holds the ozone, all
the way to the exosphere, which is inside the thermosphere. When it came back down, it had so much thermal energy, radiation, UV rays, and
conduction, that it was glowing bright green, and had become intelligent. Our house was very hot from the explosion and because of the
greenhouse effect. The water vapor coming from the oven was very thick, and I could feel pressure building all around me. The turkey, gobble,
gobble, made a barometer and an anemometer. This was because the turkey, gobble, gobble, was going to launch our house into the atmosphere.
When the turkey, gobble, gobble, got our house of the ground, it rose to 10,000 feet in the air to the east. But, as fate would have it, the coriolis
effect kicked in, and we landed right back down on our original foundation. The turkey, gobble, gobble, was obviously very distraught, and died,
again. Cense we didn't have time to get another turkey, gobble, gobble, and the turkey, gobble, gobble, had lost all of its radiation, UV rays,
conduction, and thermal energy, we decided to eat it. Gobble, gobble.
The Tasty End
Okay, this was probably the wackiest story I've ever writen, and I'm only posting it because...well, it's a story and mine, partialy at least, and I wanted to. So there :P. Please R&R. I would really appreciate reviews...a lot. Please...with a cherry on top? Thanks!
P.S. One small edit from "eh" to "the". Like I said, Small, but thanks to Datarin for pointing it out.