I must have looked tired last Christmas

Because I ended up with $60 worth of

Starbucks giftcards. Doing some simple math:

That means 13.3 frappucuinos. Dividing in half,

That's 6.5 after-movie coffee dates until we have

To start paying again. What I didn't factor in

Was that you would stop going to movies with me

While I still had $23.77 left to spend.

What I didn't count on was 5.28 cups of chocolate

And foam forming a melted cyclone on the table.

What I didn't count on was being at Starbucks alone.