i'm not clever or witty or funny.

i have nothing to say that will make you laugh or happy.

most of the things i say will immediately make a conversation awkward.

i am quiet.

i have little confidence.

i feel intimidated and cannot look into anyone's eyes.

i feel you are too good for someone as lowly and pathetic as me.

i am not beautiful.

i am not even average.

my face is anything but average.

i am a mutant.

i was born irregular, i was born awkward.