Hush, little baby, don't say a word.

Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird.

If that mocking bird don't sing,

Momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

If that diamond ring goes brass,

Momma's gonna buy you a looking glass

If that looking glass goes broke,

Momma's gonna buy you an artichoke.

If that artichoke is stale,

Momma's gonna get you a spade and pail.

If that spade and pail are gross,

Momma's gonna give you a fatal dose...

Just kidding! That would be terrible! But seriously, kid, go to sleep!