3C: Hi
J: Whats up?
C: /|\ the sky
J: original ; )~
C: of course it is
J: rriiight
C: yup
J: oh well, isn't fungus interesting
C: yup (not!)
J: my sentiments exactly...HEY! wonder bread doesn't grow mold!
C: whatever, is mold in milk really cheese?
J: like i know..know what? to convert kilometers to feet you have to multiply it by 3,280.84...ooooohhhh, slimy!
C: doesn't orange jelly sound yummy?
J: its alive! its moving across my yard!
C: yuky, i think i've seen one of those in my locker
J: lol
C: i ate it
J: um...is that why your asking me for food?
C: yep
J: ok, that doesn't make much sense!
C: duh
J: spores...SPORE FIGHT!
C: how do you get cotton balls into a balloon
J: i dunno, but i guess we'll find out the fun way!
(((a few minutes later)))
J: THAT WAS FUN!
C: (((taking up 2 lines of space))) BOOM
J: balloons are cool
C: especially the one that went down in flames!
J: i didn't see that, i was at the anne frank thing
C: ((once again taking up two lines))) HAHAHAHAHHA
J: stop it pwease
C: (((two lines)))O TAY
J: balloon+cotton balls+50% pin=FUNN! yup yup yup
C: i think i saw that orange jelly stuff in the cafeteria
J: oohh..you still ate it even though it came from the cafeteria? now thats what i call courage you coward!
C: maybe mr. z should us ken-do on the cafeteria lunch ladies
J: yup yup yup
C: here comes pheobe (((the class snake)))(((he draws a pic of a devil holding a fork in one hand and a wiggly line in the other)))
J: oh no, we're running out of paper, and in a couple of minutes i have to go to english the with dreaded ms. rundquist (((draws arrow to the devil)))
C: oh darn, now we must resort to talking
J: huh? oh the paper thing
C: wrong answer, you lose $1 million dollars (i'm serious, thats how he wrote it)
do do do do da do
J you made the paper stop you -((page runs out))