You know those nerdy boys no one pays attention to except when it comes to homework? Well I know 'em very well. Too well, they're my favourite clients in fact. Not that they know that and I'd like to keep it that way.

That's right if you have a brother, friend, cousin, whatever, who needs a little push in the right direction, I'm your girl. For a small fee, I'll turn an invisible, overachieving nerd into a ladies man with a few easy steps.

So call me at 1-800-NERD-HELP.


The Self-esteemist