I won't miss my hair
Three feet's too long to manage
Always in tangles

Long and thick looks nice
But man, does it get heavy
Dries so slowly, too

You can grow yours out
But I've become so weary
When it's cut, don't mourn

Dunno about styles
Never been short all my life
What look would suit me?

At last! My hair's gone
A new wig for a bald child
Two and a half feet

Head not so weighty
Bangs once more caress my face
A strange sensation

To think! No more knots
It dries so much quicker now
A change I enjoy

I did notice, though
A thick head of hair like mine
Can get quite fluffy

All my friends were shocked
Never have I had short hair
But it's well-received

Funny side-effect
The waves of my hair are wild;
Quite like Oscar Wilde