S.O.S Pilot Episode: Maths Test

(the scene shows a class room, Crystal, Adam and Aaron sitting at the table. Adam is scribbling a load of numbers down on a piece of paper)

Aaron: Adam... what are you doing?

Adam: (talking quickly) I'm trying to get 300 decimals of Pi

Aaron: yummy, what flavour?

Crystal: I don't think he means that kind of pie Aaron.

Aaron: (0_0 face) I thought he didn't like that kind of pie though!

Crystal: you dirty minded son of a... gun. He's talking about Pi as in the circumference of a circle

(the entire class goes silent. crickets chirp)

Adam: What the-? Tommy; again?

Tommy: (holding a box full of crickets) Sorry, dude (walks out)

Adam: That was awfully random. Ooh, flying car... *gawps out of window*

Aaron: oh... right... Crystal?

Crystal: hm?

Aaron: what's a circumference?

Crystal: (facepalms) ok... you are just dense, you know?

Aaron: why thankyou!

Adam: (¬_¬ face) you two broke my concentration

Aaron: (pointing to Crystal) Blame her

Crystal: (standing and yelling) what?! (the class stares at her. Crystal sweatdrops) uuh... nothing to see here (sinks back into her seat)

Adam: ooookaaay... (long pause) shall we skip to the next scene

(Black background with white words reading IN MATHS CLASS ((Aaron, Crystal and Adam's voices reading it out)). Scene skips to the maths class. Crystal is slumped in her chair, obviously bored, Adam is sitting straight and staring at the teacher intently, Aaron is asleep with his head on the desk, snoring loudly. The teachers voice is muffled)

Crystal: This is so lame

(The 'camera' flips back to see Adam)

Adam: this is so cool

(Flips to see Aaron)

Aaron: (mumbles in his sleep) this is so... (goes back to snoring)

Teacher: and so, it is with great pleasure that I present you with a maths test tomorrow

Aaron: (shooting upright, awake) Maths Test?!

Crystal: Noooo!

Aaron: Yey! Test!

Teacher: I'm sure you'll all do very well

(black back ground and white writeing reading 'LATER THAT NIGHT' ((again with voices)) the three are in their rooms on their computers)

Crystal: I'm stressed!

Adam: I'm happy!

Aaron: I'm... blank actually.

(Crystal starts seeing numbers and her eyes turn red. She leaves. THREE HOURS LATER. The boys walk into her room)

Aaron: where's Crystal gone?

Adam: (seeing Crystal walk in drenched in what appears to be blood) I think thats our answer.

Aaron: so, Crystal, who'd you kill?

Crystal: what are you talking about?

Adam: well... uh... (motions to the 'blood')

Crystal: a pizza guy crashed into me, got covered in tomato

Adam and Aaron: oooh...

Adam: (laughs) and I thought you were a vampire!

Crystal: (seriously) I am

Adam and Aaron: (0_0 face) what?

Crystal: (laughs fakely) juuust kidding... (Adam and Aaron laugh nervously before running out the room. Crystal gives the 'camera' an unamused look before we black out. 'THE NEXT DAY'. reopen on the maths class the next day)

Teacher: you all did very well!

Adam: (sighs) As usual...

Aaron and Crystal: (0_0) say what?

Teacher: You all passed!

Adam: (sighs exactly the same as before) As usual...

Aaron and Crystal: (0_0, but bigger eyes.)(Louder) say what?

Teacher: Adam, Aaron and Crystal; you all got 100%.

Adam: (sighs exactly the same as before) As- hey; there's that car again! (gawps out of window again)

Teacher: As for the rest of you, remember my tip for passing the exams... I always accept a bribe of £20.

(scene changes to the three walking home)

Crystal: I lost all that sleep over nothing... (long and many bleeps indicating lots of swearing)

Adam: oh shut ya (bleep) mouth and your bloody crud to your (bleep) self for (bleep) sake!

Aaron: oook... so, who wants to study for the English Test tomorrow?

Crystal and Adam: English test?!... Noooo!

Aaron: here we go again