Alice & Eve

You tell us that we're dirty, unnatural, unclean

Maybe it's for God maybe just to mean

Whisper about it like Dick Cheney's daughter

Wasn't massacred by the media like a pig at the slaughter

You're sayin that God made it with Adam for Eve

But look here Adam got bored and ran off with Steve

Eve was so lonely 'til she hooked up with Alice

So dispose of your malice

Cuz they're friends to this day

And go on double dates every other Tuesday

Is it hurting you so bad that you gotta hurt back?

Cuz the way that I see it, you just givin' us flack

Like you don't know about your sisters and brothers

Or your sons and your daughters

That have a roommate and stay in a 1 bedroom apartment

You tell us you won't ask as long as we don't tell

When it's just putting all involved through hell

Treat us like we're second-class

Put us out the army so fast

When we didn't ask to be made this way

But still have live with it at the end of the day

And in this day and age justice is hard to find

So you'll sit here and deny me a right that is mine?

Are you saying that my marriage will make yours obsolete?

Why should you have a problem with my becoming complete?

Is it wrong that I wanna put a ring on her finger and tell her I do?

Or are you just scared I can do it better than you?