SECRETS

SECRET!

Barbra has secret!

Barbra tells big mouth Becca,

Who tells dirty Tim,

Who spreads it onto dopey Danielle, who tries to end the rumours and

Keep schtum,

But someone offered her a piece of undone homework,

She went by her name,

DOPEY !

The next person to know was avatar Taaj,

He thinks he's an avatar,

You know what I'm on about,

Tut,

The blue people !

DUH!

Anyway avatar Taaj told Juliet Julie sket,

Who banged crackhead Callum CC in the science loos,

And she told Gana Z Z whatever her name is,

She's just immigrated from Africa so i never really understood what she was saying,

And now everyone knows Barbra's boyfriend pinched her arse !

*catches breathe*