Jeff Seaver went to sleep when his wife Tina who is awake said, "Jeff, you didn't told Stan another one of those TSA stories did you?"

Stan sigh and said, "C'mon honey, our son is old enough to learn what goes on in the outside world, we can't home school him forever!"

Tina then said, "Last time you told him the story, he couldn't sleep for three days...I hope he will be ready one day...he has to go to college once the time comes."

Meanwhile in his room, Stan is cowering under the sheet in fear...