17/14/11 Thursday
A list of insults I gathered today on purpose. I anger one of my friend, (who's really good at giving insults) and memorized all the insults he used. I'm 'A' and he's 'B'. Enjoy guys.
1.
A- Where's my money?
B- I don't know, you might want to hurry and find it.
A- Where's my money?
B- You need a toothbrush.
A- Where's my money?
B- Hold on, Ima call the bank.
A- Where's my money?
B- Get away from me!
A- Where's my money?
B- I don't have your money, _!
A- Where's my money?
B- Why you need it so bad? It's just _!
2.
A- So tell me something personal.
B- Your mom's a whore.
A- So tell me something personal.
B- Right after you, _.
A- So tell me something personal.
B- You're a _. I must know you to know that.
A- So tell me something personal.
B- Your mom's a trophy. It means I award her a trophy for being a whore.
3.
A- Why do you care?
B- It's a dumb question.
A- It's not dumb if it's right.
(Lol, wtf? How can a question be 'right'? ;P)
4.
A- I was doing blah blah blah…..
B- That's cute. That's cute and daisy, and all that.