Nick: Not Mine!

Once upon a random story, there was a little boy named Nick. One day in school, his teacher assigned him (for homework), "Nick, what are the first four letters of the alphabet?"

So Nick went home and asked his mom, "Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?"

"SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!"

So Nick went to his dad and asked him, "dad, what's the second letter of the alphabet?"

"Yeah!" (He was watching football.)

Nick went to his babysitter and asked her, "babysitter, what's the third letter of the alphabet?"

"In the toilet, in the toilet!" (She was cleaning the toilet.)

Nick went to his older brother and asked him, "brother, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?"

"Batman!" (He was acting out.)

Soothe next day at school, Nick's teacher asked him, "Nick, what are the first four letters of the alphabet?"

"SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE!"

"Do you want to go to the principal's office?"
"Yeah!"

"WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"

"In the toilet, in the toilet!"
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

"Batman!"