Alien: also not mine!

An alien lands in Vegas while four commercials are playing.

One is for Pampers: "I did it! I did it!"

Another is for silverware commercial: "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!"

Another is for a wrestling match: "bring it on, fat guy!"

And another is for Charter: "Plug it in! Plug it in!"

A murder is committed, and everybody runs except for the alien (he doesn't know what's going on). The police show up and see him.

"Sir, do you know who did this?"

"I did it! I did it!"

"What did you do it with?"

"Forks and knives! Forks and knives!"

"We'll have to take you in for this."

"Bring it on, fat guy!"

"You'll go to the chair for this."

"Plug it in! Plug it in!"