I'm A Lil' Ghostie

I'm A Lil' Ghostie, Short and Stout

Here is my Ectoplasm, There's a Cold Couch

If I get too Haunty, Scream and Shout

I'll Rip you Open and Pour you Out

I'm a Lil' Ghostie, Short and Stout

Don't you Offend me, I'll Carve your Heart OUT

This is so scary it even scares myself. I could imagine like a serial killer, or a crazy demon or ghost from a horror movie singing this in a creepy tone of voice. It's still funny though... if just a tad bit on the morbid and gory side.