Primary School

Miz Jam

Was the nickname we gave

Mrs Jamieson took us for hockey and french

"Squat," she would

say and, "Hypercool." A

fat French wannabe gangster

sent us into fits of laughter.

Supplies were often needed of

stationary and teachers. Most

times when the latter came

havoc would reign. What

do I see? A flying

calculator, out the window.

Sung hymns in dismal

voices, but Miz Jam gave

a mini operatic performance. Number

868, 8...6...8 was the absolute

favourite of our head, but though

the lyrics were OK, we soon tired of it.