to college or bust, you must, you must!

whether or not, you're slow to trust.

what's done is done, there's much to do

in this strange land they send people like you.

they have much to do, too, who knew, who knew?

the world is full of people like you!

we're all here, no need to fear!

don't be shy, come close, come near.

we'll all manage somehow, dear.

that's why they've sent us here.

to send us to bend us and mend us here,

to polish our minds and our hearts and our ears.

we're part of the circle of learning, m'dear.

so pick up your suitcase, we know what to do.

we have a special place here just for you.