Prologue

My name is Terry Lawrence.

Crud, I forgot I wasn't going to start off like that… Okay, let's try this again.

Hello mortal! I am the God, Terry Lawrence, and-

No, this just isn't working.

Whatever. I'm Terry. Terry Lawrence. I am 20 years old, just old enough to grow a beard that makes little kids wary of you. I work at a McDonald's. There is nothing special about me.

Well, at least there wasn't anything special about me.

But that was before the entire town of Midfield was completely empty.