What I Complain About Most Often


It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearance

I wish I were pretty


Fat, Free and Feminist

I wish I were thinner


If you can fill sixty seconds worth of distance run

I wish I had more time


The only shame is to have none

I wish I had the courage not to wish for wishes First and Second

Author's Note: Credits to-

First, Oscar Wilde- 'poet, playwright, wit and raconteur' (Gyles Brandreth)

Second, Pramada Menon- queer feminist

Third, Rudyard Kipling- writer, poet

Fourth, Blaise Pascal- writer, mathematician, inventor