What I Complain About Most Often

First

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearance

I wish I were pretty

Second

Fat, Free and Feminist

I wish I were thinner

Third

If you can fill sixty seconds worth of distance run

I wish I had more time

Fourth

The only shame is to have none

I wish I had the courage not to wish for wishes First and Second

Author's Note: Credits to-

First, Oscar Wilde- 'poet, playwright, wit and raconteur' (Gyles Brandreth)

Second, Pramada Menon- queer feminist

Third, Rudyard Kipling- writer, poet

Fourth, Blaise Pascal- writer, mathematician, inventor