Father Times swinging his wrecking ball
not doing me any favours at all
hair dye doesn't hide the wrinkles
there's no magic dust I can sprinkle
the gym isn't carving me a six pack
my love handles prominent front and back
smoking has played its part
leaving its own special art
creams may cause a delay
but can't forever hold him at bay
Father Times swinging his wrecking ball
Embrace it, enjoy, stand tall