No, no, no, no, no.

Never.

Just no.

I'm not sure if this is as common as it is on Wattpad. But I don't care where it is. It's annoying the crap out of me, and I'm so sick of it! I could just throw my Kindle Fire across the room for this!

And it has all of my Sebastian and Ciel pictures downloaded on it! I don't care if you think it's disgusting, I personally think they'd be the cutest couple ever.

What's annoying the crap out of me lately on here and makes me want to puke is these stories people post on here about their main character going out with a teacher. We all have different opinions, and it's fine if you disagree with me and want to punch me, I don't care much, as you don't know me and probably never will, but it's sick. Have you ever read the book "Lolita" before? It's quite similar to that, if you don't already see it. I'm thirteen, yet I see many paralells to Lolita in your own story. Let's say the teacher's name is Mr. Lupin (yes, I still haven't moved on with Harry Potter), and your character's name is...uh, Hyuna? Mr. Lupin is freaking thirty years old, and Hyuna is only seventeen. Oh, no signs of Lolita over here.

It's called 'pedophilia'. It's against the law in most places. You, the author, may think it's romantic, but to me it's disgusting.

"Hey Ophelia, but you ship Ciel and Sebastian! Ciel is only thirteen years old, and Sebastian is obviously way older!"

Ooh, someone's been watching Kuroshitsuji, too, haven't they? First, though Ciel looks childish, but you must have been watching the dubs on mute or something, as he seems more mature than he looks. Second, we don't know Sebastian's age, something you got to use against me in this argument for a chance to win. We don't know if he has the mind of a thirteen year old in a older man's body. None of us knows this except for Yana Toboso, of which, ships them together herself. Therefore, if you have a problem with this shipping, you might as well leave.

Okay, another burden off my shoulders. (Summer, I hope you just read that.) Let's get to the point, shall we?

I'm fine with gay romances. Love doesn't see gender. But if there's a difference in age by 5 years or more, I'm going to raise an eyebrow. Especially if the older one in the relationship teaches a class or is to do with the school system in any way.

I don't hate on these relationships just because I'm known for hating everything except for Gotye and mermaids. Actually, this hits home a little bit. It's no big deal to be honest, nothing was lost, but I still don't like him.

It's because it's ridiculous and illogical. First, look around your school, if you happen to be doomed to go to it. Can you see any teachers that you would ever want to make out with? Probably not. For the 3% that will say yes, since when would he notice you in the first place? He has at least a hundred other kids to teach. And he comes here for money! Not only would he be fired, he would have his reputation crushed faster than Nicki Minaj can spawn another demon hit single. All because you two desire to put a hand down each other's pants.

Usually, while you guys are kissing in the classroom or janitor's closet, you never get caught. What if while Mr. Lupin and Hyuna were doing that, and then another teacher comes in to ask the teacher a question? And the closet? Let's go back to 2004-2006, around that era, when I was a big-eyed kindergartener, and the shows weren't THAT bad. One show: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. It's a show, of course it will over-exaggerate, but a lot of it happens for real in middle school. Whenever they talk to each other as friends, here comes Gordon, here to find them. Yeah, buddy, that janitor uses his supply closet pretty often. You're more likely than not get caught.

What I'm trying to say is: I'm sick of these types of stories. No, I will not read your story if it includes a teacher dating a high schooler. It's gross, and it drives me even more insane than I already am!