A/N: Hiiii guys!

Okay, first off—I'm really, really sorry for not uploading stuff...I've got a ton of stuff with me, but I've discovered the world of fanfiction—and I'm writing fanfics! (here's the link: www. fanfiction u/ 4355925/ R-K-Iris...just remove all the spaces) I'm just writing APH and DBZ fanfics for now, but let's see...

This is for my best friend Radium, whom I'd told I'd write this down...I don't know if it'll be a poem or a drabble, but it's something...maybe both.

Wow...I don't have to put a disclaimer...I own all of this stuff! Lol, I feel so happy saying that.

I don't know how this works,

At the time, you didn't, too.

And you don't want to hear this, but

I think I love you.


You're going to fucking kill me

I am in utter disbelief

But, hey, hear me out

Maybe you might just...see?


I know...a bit about you

Actually, I know a lot

I know you love sour candy

And you hate fried shallots


Let's see...jumping in puddles

after heavy rains is what you enjoy

And if I held Eliot and Christie

You'd laugh and read Tolstoy


You think you aren't pretty,

But what am I to do?

I've never seen you before,

But I think I love you.


You had been feeling bored

So you'd taken a magazine,

Looked at random names, wrote to

Ten peopleone was me.


I was kinda curious

mostly just sick and tired

of my pointless, mundane life

And so, I enquired


About you, and now I know

More than others ever would

It sucks to be me right now

Then: Knew where I stood


Now: Lost as ever, with

probably more than I can chew

But Melissa Hawthorne

I think I'm in love with you.


I'll be in your town soon,

for three days to a week

How 'bout that placeFena's

For chocolate cookies and tea?


I took ages to write this...thing,

So don't say, "This won't do."

Don't really know how this works, my darling,

But, hopefully, you might love me, too.

Yours sincerely,

Arthur Redmayne.

A/N: This is...cheesy, but a promise is a promise...And honestly, I think I'm in love with Melissa Hawthorne, too, so Arthur Redmayne, you have competition!

Thank you, www . rhymer . com for helping me help Redmayne! We couldn't have done it without you! And thank you, grandmama, for making me dinner and leaving it on the table so that I could work on this and worry about eating later!

Let me know what you think! Reviews make me hap-py!


R. K. Iris.