Lemonade Stand Bully

The lemonade stand bully

Is coming into the office today

When we were little he took from us

Five-fifty in change

And copious cups of lemonade

I don't care

How sweet of debonare

He's grown up to me

He'll always be

The lemonade stand bully

Who muscled five-fifty out of me

I wonder if

Twenty-years later

It's to late

To report him to the police.