A Hard Working Woman

There once lived a hard working woman. She married a louse named Bill. This Bill refused to work. The hard working woman divorced this Bill and married another louse named Bill. The hard working woman divorced this Bill too. Both Bills sued the hard working woman and won alimony.

One day a friend of the hard working woman asked her if she would like to go to the movies.

To which the hard working woman replied, "I'd love to, but I have to pay my Bills."