I'm actually continuing this?! A wild second edition of Cross-Dressing at High School appears! Go, reading eyes! What will you do? Commence preview! That's right, this is just a teaser! Sorry I have a life!

"Please tell me this is a joke," I, Hime Atsuki, said, staring at what she was holding.

"Oh, come on, Hime-chan, it's cute!" she, Haruhi Suzukima, whined behind it.

"It doesn't fit her anymore, so why not put it to good use?" she, Aoi Yusa, reasoned. "You've got a small figure, anyway."

"You need more girl clothes too," she, Mikuru Okubo, chimed in.

"But I'm not wearing that!" I, Hime—I'll stop. I jabbed a finger at the horrendous outfit. "Nobody in their right mind would wear that, not even me!"

"Oh, come now, it's not that bad!" Yusa looked it up and down. "It's hardly scandalous!"

"'Hardly'?! It's a freaking maid's outfit! We're not bringing any stereotypes into this story!"

The three sighed and agreed, albeit reluctantly. "You're right…"

Let's get this out of the way: I'm a guy. I'm sure that's been established a long time ago. But, I'm not really a normal guy. I know what you're thinking, and no, I don't have any supernatural powers.

I'm what you call—a trap.