Brick

Your face is so generic

It'd look so much better with a brick

Perfectly acquainted with a brick

No need to brush your teeth

Like you ever did anyway

A brick can solve that!

Real quick

You always look so pissy

Kinda stoned and sick

Your bitchy personality

Won't deter this one friend

You really should converse with a brick

A brick

Perhaps this won't erect your dick

Oh well!

(Unlike your gross porn)

You're a slob and a perv to chicks

But I assure you, you'd be less whiney

With a brick

They're silent like you like

And have no religion

I know you think religion's some kind of trend

(You freaking twit!)

You may lust for women

But this pairing is flawless

Your face really needs a brick

It may hurt at first

But you'll grow to love it

It won't argue or cry or cause any issues

Just might ruin some bones and facial tissues

My compatriot

I'm honored to introduce you

Slightly illegal it may be

But every person agrees

Your nothing without me to mother you

I just know this building material will adore you

Fine sir, good luck to you

And your brick

(That's all you have going for you)